Hey you, yeah you. I bet you suck at dancing. You heard me. I bet you look like a dying fish when you dance. You’ll never amount to anything in life when you’re dancing like Candace Flynn with squirrels in her pants. Dance company’s having tryouts soon for next year, and they need some talented dancers. In case you do want to try and join Dance Company, there are Dance Company workshops Wednesday and Thursday at 4:30 after school if you want to join them.

It’s useful if you actually do dance like you’re a mannequin because they teach you the ropes of dancing, and what they look for in a dancer. It’s a great way to prep for the actual tryout. You don’t want to look foolish now, would you? No pressure.

Now that you have plans for the next 2 days, we need to get you motivated. GIve up on your dreams you’ll never amount to anything. You’re just a lowlife who sits in his room and watches YouTube all day and gets yelled at for taking the last of the goldfish. Now that you have an enemy, and lower self-esteem than usual, prove me wrong.

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