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We need to be at this status.

We need to be at this status.

Apparently, according to this census shown by U.S News, BASIS Scottsdale is the best school in our nation. I bet you want to know where Hunter High ranks on this probably not an accurate census, most likely not but I’m here to tell you. Drumroll, please…………… we didn’t even get ranked to be in the National Census… We’re just that bad enough for them to tell us “Yeah about that, your school sucks, and we ain’t about that life. Soz lol xDDDDDDDDD.” A random school in Arizona is ranked the best school, and for what? Apparently, the next two schools that were ranked 2nd and 3rd were also on the BASIS School Inc district. They sound prestigious enough to care for this, but GD Arizona.

Our school is great! We actually have decent teams and good students. Maybe some facts could set us straight. Our College Readiness index is 9.8, our Ap tested is an 18%, 41% in which passed, 26% in math proficiency, and a 28% for English proficiency. This is why we can’t have nice things. We don’t try hard enough, and I can’t even imagine where we are state-wise. Non uf of cn spek teh Englais Goodlerly. We can’t Math good, 2+2=fish, and none of us take AP classes to secure a bright, and sustainable future!

So… I just did some more research. WE AREN”T EVEN RANKED FOR THE STATE OF UTAH!

“Lmao, your state even thinks your school sucks. Lol, get rekt nubs xDDDDDD.”  -Arizona

Some people say I’m not professional, and I just can’t see why.

I’d say this is a bit of a problem. This is also the census for 2017, so let’s try to raise those numbers for this year! Let’s Spoke teh englaish Properlie, and math like pros, 1×1=5. Who’s really to blame on this?